Thanks for being as responsive as a dead fish when I answered your question. I can tell you really cared. Sheesh, you make me feel so loved.
Ladies, if I could give you a word of advice: don't date dead fish.
Also, down with the dead fishing of the hand to get him to hold your hand. Lah-ame.
That ranting moment was brought to you by the letter A and the number 27.
Now, dear boys.
Dear dude looks like a dude,
We've had quite the week with you.
But in the end, we do still like you.
Dear brace face,
This would all be a lot easier if you were an Aggie.
Dear emergency room,
The other day, I decided I should date you.
Then I undecided that.
All in the same day.
Hap Birth, yester. Hope it was totes a great day.
Dear boy who works at the disney store,
I really did fall madly in love with you.
And then I found out my friend knows you.
And then I found out that you are 5 years younger than me. Yeah, 5.
So, that was a fun 6 hour crush.
And now I will go on with my life having a magical, non-cougar, day.
(This 5 years younger bid-ness needs to stop happening.)
Dear Mr. Dashwood,
You're mucho attractive. And I like that about you.
Also, I'm SO not creepy and I SO didn't facebook stalk you...
You potentially made my whole day yesterday just because you're nice.
I might look for excuses to visit you now.
Also, you might be right.
Dear boys peeps:
Write your DB post, put the button on it, and link it up over here.
Then, go read the other DB posts linked up.
Share the DB lovin'.