I all-capsed that because I'm shouting.
Approximately 5 people get that joke.
I really did have a really weird dream last night though.
I lived in this giant, cabin-like apartment complex. Of course, Penny (aka Chris) lived next door.
I had friends coming over for a Christmas party, so naturally I had to go upstairs to borrow cupcake liners.
On our way, my friend, Aubrey and I were chased by a flying pink platypus.
Like this, only less balloon-like and more platypus like.
Oh, and it was evil.
So, I almost died.
Then we found its "Momma platypus" which was also pink, but wooden, immobile, and covered in carpet.
Any dream interpreters out there?