Wednesday, June 22, 2011

dear boys

dear mr. timn,
I give up on other boys. Let's get married and make tiny Timn babies.
love,
elise


dear list boy,
you're approximately ten billion times more attractive when you don't have food on your face.
that's all,
elise


dear boy,
I give up, I don't give up, I like you, I don't like you, you ignore me you don't ignore me...
Didn't Katy Perry write a song about you?
xoxo,
elise


dear g-unit,
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
sincerely,
very confused minion version of elise


dear sk8er boi,
smoooooth.
love,
elise


dear 14,
I just don't even know what to do with you.
So, I'ma do nothing. K? Good.
love,
10


dear all boys in church on sunday,
I watched you all put your arms around the girl next to you and I felt like I had just eaten 7 raisins.
B-a-r-f.
It's all good though, I'm really just jealous.
But still. Barf.
love,
elise
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