Can I tell you a story?
Last night I went to one of my favorite places ever. Where is that? Oh, country swing. I had a blast. I am incredibly sore today, if that tells you anything. That's not the point though.
So, there I am dancing and minding my own business, right? The guy I'm dancing with dips me and my leg goes straight up in the air and lands oh so conveniently on another guy's shoulder. While he's dancing with some other girl.
Yes, you read that right. I kicked a guy in the head.